It’s Alive

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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It's Alive!Ended yesterday’s post with that pic of the Full Tilt Poker zombie, coming for our brains. Was intending to refer more to the story of FTP than FTP itself, a story that just… keeps… heaving forward… step by staggering step.

Then today comes yet another FTP-related headline, this one the announcement of an agreement between the Board of Directors at Full Tilt Poker and Groupe Bernard Tapie — a French group of companies headed by its namesake — for the latter to acquire the company and its assets.

Not dead, insists the embattled site. Don’t be closing the book just yet.

The news again came as an “exclusive” delivered by FTP to the affiliate site PokerStrategy.com. Can only surmise that Full Tilt Poker might owe the site something for which it is now paying in press releases. Who knows? In any event, the agreement apparently has “several conditions” attached to it, the only one mentioned being the “favorable resolution” of FTP’s considerable legal troubles with the U.S. government.

Reactions to the news quickly barreled through several phases.

First came the expressions of hope. Then, guarded optimism fueled by the statements of Laurent Tapie (son of Bernard) about paying back players and actually relaunching the sucker by January 2012 (outside the U.S., natch).

Next were the cautious reminders of those not insignificant “conditions.” Soon after came skepticism, mostly directed at the tycoon Tapie for having a past marked by various controversies, among them serving jail time for fixing a soccer match involving a team he ran and tax fraud.

Before long I think most of us had pretty much returned to our previous postures of extreme cynicism from which any news regarding Full Tilt Poker is taken with a 26 oz. cylinder full of salt. After all, this announcement of a possible sale comes just one day removed from FTP saying their licenses being revoked “makes it more difficult to execute the sale of the company and hence repay its players.”

Introducing a character like Tapie into the story at this late juncture seems about right. In truth, anyone stepping in here to buy the site a day after its licenses to operate were revoked and a week after the DOJ’s amendment to the civil complaint was necessarily going to appear something of a wild card, thereby fitting neatly with the already assembled cast.

As Bill Rini tweeted just a little while ago, “I wonder if Tapie has spotted the sucker at the table yet.” Or for more grins, check out Otis’ inspired tweet from earlier listing some other projects being considered by Groupe Tapie.

For me, I’m going to put the book of Full Tilt down for now and do something else for a while. Maybe watch some baseball. Or start studying chess. Or perhaps I’ll just pop in Young Frankenstein

Monthly Stats and Little Flo….

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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Pokerstars $2917 ( + $542) Party $604 ( + $112) Total Profit for September $654 Total Bankroll $3521 Thanks for the comments on my last post although I’m not sure I’ll be putting up any more videos of Nacho after he got himself an agent and is now demanding image rights! We’re in negotiations as I’ve threatened to reduce his pigeon chasing rights and send him to the back of the peeing queue if he doesn’t back down…

The Jared Tendler thread I linked to on my last post was an excellent read and although I didn’t ask any questions myself, that was mainly because any poker mental online game problems I have were already covered by other posters.I’m quite lucky that sng’s rarely tilt me and I think part of that is down to having played so many of them and part of it’s down to the fact that they’re so robotic it’s quite easy for me to stay self aware enough to know if I’m not playing my usual virtual online games. >I did get annoyed at myself for a spot of over confidence tilt during a wee heads up hyper turbo game online I played last weekend.I felt like I was on top of my online game after making a soul reading river call and then spewed off my whole stack on the next hand after making an stupid fancy play. > I stopped posting monthly stats for a while because they felt too short term and if I’d made a good profit as the month was ending I’d play less to make sure any downswing wouldn’t impact on my figures.Being about $1k up for September and still multi-tabling the very high variance 180 turbo’s last weekend was hopefully a step towards banishing that mentality and was at least something positive to take from what turned out to be a brutal session of bad beats. > My “gulp” limit ( the amount I can lose in one session without losing sleep over it) also seems to have increased after last weekends 180 turbo bankroll battering which I suppose is also good news.There’s never usually too much danger of me incurring a big loss as I always play well within my roll.The downside of that is I’m so wary of running badly I very rarely take shots and probably don’t have enough gamble in me to try and get lucky on a spin up. > >Apologies if this post is making your eyes bleed.Blogger doesn’t seem to like paragraphs at the moment.( I added some wee arrows to try and make it look a bit better) >At work today we were having a laugh about daft teenage stuff and the girls I work with liked my favourite poem from my teens.Romantic,touching and even a little biblical I’d say… Oh Little Flo, I love you so, Especially in your nightie When the moon flits across your tits, Oh Jesus Christ almighty!

Twenty nine bucks, woo!

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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That’s my poker bankroll at the moment : $29.  I (eventually) got a free $25 on tower gaming (OnGame network) and there appears to be no restriction on what virtual online gamess I can play with it.  So its time for another round of “spin up the meagre bankroll”, but what to play?

Tournaments are out straight away as they take too much time and theres no flexibility in terms of start/finish time.  SNGs are out because the lowest buy-ins seem to be $2.20s and 11 buy-ins isn’t really enough of a bankroll, and 20% is really too much rake (I did find some $1 and $0.50 SNGs and registered, only to notice too late that they were “coin flip” SNGs where you just sit there and watch all your chips get shoved in on the 1st hand!  Turns out I’m good a winning flips so no harm done).

So, after deciding I still cat be bothered to learn PLO properly, it’s back to good old NLHE 6-max cash fre online games.  Again the lowest game onlines ($4nl) are too high (only 6 buy ins!) so I’ve been short-stacking, buying in for $1.40 (needs must when the devil vomits into your kettle, eh Baldrick?) and after a couple of short sessions I’m up to $29.

After 2 evenings of basically just gambling on the Champions League with my Betfair balance, trying to convince myself I had some kind of edge, and luckily spinning it up from £60 to £90 I’ve withdrawn the monies and decided to just focus on poker instead.  I was backing/laying the under 2.5 goals markets based on comments on Peter Webb’s blog, and trading out after a certain time, but I only profited by luck TBH so I’ll quit while I’m ahead.

So, it’s not much, $29, but I guess its more than the poor sods who have their ‘rolls stuck on Full Tilt. Can’t believe it’s taken this long for Aldernay to revoke their gambling license, it should have happened months ago (years ago if they had spotted the problems earlier).  Why didn’t they do audits via an independent 3rd party? I really don’t understand why anyone has been taken in by Full Tilts “give us a few more weeks and we’ll have an investor” line.  From Aldernay’s report it seems Full Tilt represented $129 million of un-processable deposits as cash in the bank, and that they haven’t reported seizures by the DOJ from as far back as 2007, and that they are now insolvent!  How anyone would not question every word they say is beyond me.  Anyway, surely this is the low point, it can’t get ay worse now, can it?

Gl all

Simon

Groupe Bernard Tapie Reportedly Signs Full Tilt Poker Acquisition Agreement

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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Whether or not the deal does go through, and how the company deals with the above questions, well, you know.

PokerStrategy dropped an exclusive release on Friday announcing that Groupe Bernard Tapie has reached an acquisition agreement with Full Tilt Poker.

And that’s where things could get tricky. According to our sources and as we’ve previously reported, Tilt has had at least one other deal that involved some level of DoJ discussions that did not come to fruition.

Read the full PokerStrategy exclusive here.

Now as the great Winston Wolf would say, “let’s not start sucking…” you know the rest.

According to the release, the agreement includes repaying players worldwide. However, there are still conditions that need to be met, including negotiations (beginning immediately) and approval by the U.S. Department of Justice.

Well, it’s a first step.

  • Does the company rebrand itself completely, or try to repair the image of the existing brand by gutting management and purging shareholders off the roster?
  • On that note–do they keep anyone on the roster? Clearly the Red Pros are gone. And the U.S. Americans. Would Gus and Patrik remain? How about Ivey?
  • With that in mind, wouldn’t they have to rebrand? If they clear out the pros, it’s not like you’re really going to “learn, chat, and play with the pros” anymore.
  • Will repayments to players happen immediately? One would think that’s an absolute requirement for Tilt to get their license back and begin taking deposits again.
  • Will the DoJ get a hefty Dikshit-esque settlement in one chunk, or give the company some breathing room with a payment plan?

According to Google Translate, Groupe Bernard Tapie has a history of salvaging distressed companies. According to the fact no one can play on Full Tilt right now, they're a distressed company. Seems like a good fit.

But you have to start somewhere, and this is a good start. If the deal is finalized and pushed through, it’ll be interesting to see:

UPDATE: Laurent Tapie gives interview, also says there’s a long way to go. Interestingly, said he plans to keep the Full Tilt brand and relaunch by January 2012. Also sounds like he wants to do a payment plan with the DoJ, as we alluded to earlier in this post. Read here.

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Trett Digest Volume 08

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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Been a while since I checked in here at FTP, so thought I’d leave a quick digest to update you on my shenanigans. Since my last digest I had news that my good friend and NPF moderator Dave Collins recently suffered from a heart attack whilst over in Majorca, I understand he is now fit and well back over the UK. I have gave him my best wishes in a thread over the NPF, but just to repeat that all at FTP wish you a speedy recovery mate and delighted with your progress mate. Guess we can rule out another all night Bill’s Saloon session on the vodka redbull and jagerbombs ;-) .


I’ve booked up to head back over Las Vegas on November 9th as kind of an early birthday gift to myself, I’m travelling alone but upon arrival sharing a room with my good friend Dominic Mahoney over at Treasure Island. My journey is kind of inconvenient as I fly Newcastle > Amsterdam > Los Angelas > Las Vegas, with a total travel time of 17 hours leaving Newcastle at 05:55 and arriving Las Vegas 15:11. This will be my ninth visit and I’m excited as I was on the build up to my first, there is a bunch of Teesside boys (10 in total) staying over at Riviera notably Ian Woods, Brett Angell, and Rakesh Gupta who I’ll hang and kick back with whilst in town. Ian Woods has reserved a table on the night I arrive over at the Top Of The World Restaurant, Stratosphere which I’ve heard and read good reviews about, so that should be a great way to start the holiday.


There are a few good tournaments in October;

Saturday 1st October: Gala Teesside £100 NLH F/O “Poker Player UK Tour”
Sunday 2nd October: Aspers £100 NLH F/O “£10,000 Guaranteed”
Tuesday 4th October: Circus £50 NLH F/O “£6,000 Guaranteed”
Saturday 8th October: NPF Championships “Circus Free Online Casin”
Saturday 15th October: Gala Teesside £250 NLH F/O “Main Event”
Saturday 22nd October: APAT UK Team “Mark representing NPF”

Then the final weekend in October (Friday 28th October) I’m away to Amsterdam with my mates away from the felt, taking the DFDS ferry from North Shields. So lots to look forward to in the foreseeable future, with hopefully some run good along the way.

Take it easy

Big Daddy Update – 30/09/11

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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My obsession with pull-ups continues…. I can now do 3 proper pull-ups before I fail. 2 months ago I could only do 1. A few years back I could not do any. When I was 20 I could do 6. My target is to be able to do 10 proper.

I now weigh 13st 5lbs (85kg or 187lbs)

A Brief Letter to Full Tilt Poker: Fuck You, Pay Me

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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By Pauly
San Francisco, CA


Dear Full Tilt Poker,

Fuck you. Pay me.

Sincerely,
Pauly

* * *

Update: Since the Frenchies just signed acquisition papers, I will re-publish my statement in French courtesy of my translator, Benjo…
Cher Full Tilt,

Rien à foutre. Tu paies!

Merci,
Pauly

PokerStrategy.com Column – AGCC, You Failed.

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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Originally featured on PokerStrategy.com. 
It took nearly two weeks (and before that three months) for the Alderney Gambling Control Commission (AGCC) to revoke the license of Full Tilt Poker. We are only a few hours into this latest plot twist, but after a two weeks of silence, there has already been a big backlash against the AGCC by the players, no matter how inevitable this news was.

Should we be directing our frustration at the AGCC right now, after all they are not accused of money laundering, they didn’t accept deposits that they couldn’t process, they didn’t report funds as liquid when they had been seized by the DOJ. These were all things that were out of control of the AGCC, and they noted this in their press release which stated they were ‘fundamentally misled’ about the funds at Full Tilt.

Out Of Their Control?

But let us look a little deeper into what was in their control. The accounting evidence in the determination notice was compiled by accountants Dixon Wilson on the 28 June 2011. These audits highlighted that around $331 million was seized by the US Department of Justice between 2007 and 2011. These frozen funds were reported as liquid, and should have been immediately brought to the attention of the AGCC by Full Tilt.

So in 2007 Full Tilt should have reported this, and by not doing so, they managed to fool the AGCC for four years?

Four years?

What on earth does a regulator do if they cannot notice a $331 million shortfall on account over four years? Is it not the job of a regulator to regularly audit a company with millions of dollars of customer money, instead of naively accepting whatever play money account balance is reported at the end of the tax year?

Where were the Audits?

It depends entirely on the industry and the country the business is in, but most regulators insist on annual accounting audits by third parties to ensure things like this do not happen. Full Tilt was a privately limited company, which usually means that they would be subject to less mandatory audits, but surely that is no excuse?

Very few privately limited companies would ever hold onto customer funds for significant amount of times like an online poker room does. In that regard they are operatively more similar to a bank, and with so much potential for financial ruin, surely the AGCC should have treated regulating them in the same manner?

Although I am sure that the AGCC do ensure company accounts are audited regularly, I cannot believe for one second that this happened with the degree of scrutiny they should have been. Let me remind you once again, $331 million seized since 2007 – how can any remotely experienced accountant miss that?

They told us that they allowed Full Tilt an extension on their hearing to pursue an investor as it was in the player’s interest to do so, because it would enable the players to get their funds back. Rather fortuitously this also allowed them to get £250,000 in operating fees that were owed to them. Now that they have revoked Full Tilt’s license, I am not seeing much mention to them still looking to get the players funds back any more.

The AGCC are trying to say they were fooled by Full Tilt for all this time, I say that the AGCC failed us. Would the events of Black Friday still have happened no matter what they did? Yes. But had FullTilt been regulated with more scrutiny, had they been audited properly in the last four years, not only would Full Tilt’s accounting shortfall been noticed sooner, this most likely would have been prevented from ever happening at all.

So Now What?

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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So long as the AGCC has committed to the French investment group that Tilt’s license will be reactivated once 1) they buy the company, 2) they clear out management, and 3) they pay back all of the players / all funds will be secure, then that deal goes through just it would’ve before the license revocation.

While the AGCC’s statement made it clear that Tilt’s license could be “reactivated” if a new buyer is found (and presumably current management is cleared out), this revocation certainly doesn’t help the company finalize any potential investor deal–or get it any closer to generating much needed revenue again.

Which leaves us the platform.

Here are the only two options left, as we see it…

However, that customer list isn’t *much* of an asset at this point. They’re owed over $300M. So consider that a “toxic” asset. If you assume the customer list, you’re probably going to have to assume their debt too.

It’s not what we’re hoping for…but it is what we expect.

For Tilt and its management, this is obviously a worst case scenario.

As long as the DoJ blesses the deal too, which isn’t a given.

Knowing what they know now, there’s no chance the AGCC could allow Tilt to operate until the company comes up with the $300-350M it owes players across the globe. The AGCC would lose all credibility.

Option 2 – Bankruptcy, Liquidation, and Pennies on the Dollar: If the French investors end up walking from Tilt, we don’t see (or have heard from any of our sources) any other credible alternatives. It’s not like Tilt had a line of potential suitors waiting at the door before their license was yanked. They definitely won’t now.

The AGCC socked it to Full Tilt on Thursday, revoking their license. So now what?

All of the industry software experts we’ve spoken to agree the Tilt platform is worth around $100-150M. If they get a buyer on the hook for that money, the cash would likely be divvied up for pennies on the dollar to creditors (players, DoJ to a degree, etc.).

The brand and company dies. The DoJ will go more aggressively after all shareholders and their assets in an attempt to secure its penalty payments. The net widens. More shit hits the fan. And the whole industry suffers an elongated, dragged out, painful process.

The Alderney Gambling Control Commission (AGCC) may have hammered the final (third or fourth) nail in Full Tilt Poker‘s coffin on Thursday when it revoked the beleaguered company’s gaming license.

 

Option 1 – All-In On Viva La France: As we’ve previously outlined, to straighten out the books, Tilt needs about $750-800M. That pays back customers, takes care of the DoJ fines, and provides some needed operating capital.

While Tilt lashed back at the AGCC for potentially putting their latest investor deal at risk, at the end of the day, Tilt management’s actions over the past year is the real cause for the predicament they’re in, and is the real reason why the license was revoked.

We still feel like this deal happening is a major dog, but what happened Thursday doesn’t move it from a two-to-a-one outer.

At this point, Tilt’s best option (and the one we believe is most likely) would be bankruptcy and asset liquidation.

So as Tilt is dealt yet another blow–it’s time to ask again: so now what?

Now–the alleged French investment group allegedly including Laurent Tapie had to know Thursday’s license revocation was a possibility. And if they knew this was a possibility, we don’t see any reason why AGCC swiping Tilt’s license suddenly prohibits them from doing a deal. They still need the same amount of money to do the deal. The brand is still just as toxic. The company still isn’t generating any income.

The assets, of course, are the software/platform, and to some degree, the customer list.

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End Month Figures

By admin on Friday, September 30, 2011
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Managed to just tip over the £6k mark in the end (barring a drunk 2am session 2moz !!!) and finished at £6,015 Last session was nuts.  Was playing hu 30/60 hi lo limit for 2 hours, 45minutes of that on 2 tables.   Went +$500, then down $1,100 before finishing about +$300.  Sooooo tired now though, it really took it out of me.  Busy day 2moz but no poker thankfully !